Duck and Cover

Rock the vote? Fuck that! Vote with rocks, I say.

But seriously, I'm not going through of 11 pages of posts, unless they so happen to contain free Green Arrow-Green Lantern comics. Oh, man!

Although this one isn't as catchy, it does give a degree of accuracy to Nicolai's suggestion -- DAC: It's like sex, except DAC members are having it.

Is Johnny Depp gonna be in this one? Anyway, if there is a draft, then I'll try to get out on some sort of technicality, like, the physical world is only a manifestation of your mind, so technically, neither I nor the U.S. actually exist, thus making my drafting impossible, and thus, unconstitutional.

DAC -- We're all here because we're not all there

This type of thing is neither fascist or socialist... it's unitarian (as opposed to libertarian). The reason you think it's fascist is simply because every fascist state in history has been unitarian. Are you sure you don't mean utilitarian (doing something with the rationalization that "it's ...

What am I supposed to do with this super trinket? Is it a bong, or something, or a more refined hookah? How do I talk to the guy shooting arrows? That game where you made Homestar talk was easier.

Role-Player wrote:DaC is the site with the highest ratio of "Coke sprayed all over keyboard" accidents i visit.

As opposed to... well, you see where I'm going with this.

Well, I've hit a new low. *delete post*

What a disappointment. As I opened this thread, I was eagerly awaiting a personal tale of anal seepage that may have happened to the very poster of this thread. Instead, the anal seepage in question belongs to some random guy in InternetWorld. Oh, what could've been...

Someone summarize everything that happened at the DAC since I left, like 2 years ago. And what's all this stuff with Killzig?

What about the Tet offensive? The Tet Offensive was beaten back within a week with no territorial or military gains for the North Vietnamese. It cost them a lot of lives and a lot of supplies for with no military good to come from it. HOWEVER, the way it was portrayed in the media made it a major p...

Yeah, Oklahomans are pretty fucked up.

I did not enjoy that fact in the least, you filthy liar. Ah, you misunderstand! When I used the word "fun," I was using it in the sense of "for my enjoyment." The enjoyment of the other forum users was purely secondary, if not tertiary. where's trotsky? *insert ice-pick joke here*

Fun Fact -

Did you know that Stalin wore platform shoes to compensate for his shortness? And that he was an avid fan of science fiction movies?

Here's the skinny, everybody. My internet decided to take a two week vacation, apparently deciding that I wasn't "cool" enough to go with it. To cut to the chase, I'm not going through twenty-one pages of anything, much less something that's likely to contain large doses of Nationalism. An...

Nirvana wrote:Kurt Cobain transmited a lot of feelings in is music that´s one of the reasons i think he is the best

Wasn't too original, though...

Jimi Hendrix. Definitely. Anyway, into the realm of indie -- Bob Mould Hüsker Dü - For having that patented fuzzy guitar tone. Amazing Amazing Amazing. J. Mascis Dinosaur Jr. - Think trashy Neil Young with tenfold distortion and you're not even close. Greg Ginn Black Flag - Hardcore mi...

Smiley wrote:To be honest... Fanta Exotic is the best...

*Remembers Commercial*

Argh!!!

And all that means one thing: The Federation is a communism! Or a socialism! And that behind the scenes of their powerful fleet, they are secretly oppressing their people. Heh heh! Yep! All us Socialists may spew out bullshit about "equality for all classes" and "livable wages",...

Vote: Neither. Yuck! I've got two words for all of you: Mountain Fucking Dew. Yes, that's right. Liquid, legal speed. How do you think I can go w/as little sleep as I do? OTB You da'... Argh!!! That fucking commercial for "Fanta" is on!!! That is the most annoying commercial ever . "...

Chris(is evil) wrote:my left testicle is still sore and i went out on saturday nite i have no idea what went on but apparently it involved me falling off a supermarket trolly in an odd angle

Oh. Sorry. It's totally my fault. Y'see, I was really jetting off on speed, and I really needed twenty bucks...