Duck and Cover

Remarkable how these bots are starting to sound like Megatron.

It's like the uncanneh trench or somthin'

http://www.aldi.fr/images/panache_normal_2404.jpg Why you dirty, no good, gfx/sfx/prose/ost whore! Frankly (apart from the cameras, for aforementioned reasons (also the dogs, fuck, even Bonanza Brothers had them 20 years ago)), I'd have sooner suggested AI routines that involve something other than...

THIS FUCKING SONG. Take a fucking hint, Cinematic Orchestra. No one cares about fucking OSTs.

A coat below the greats? :drunk: Francis, I reckon, blows his wad way too soon with both the crosslink and wirejack, possibly for a lack of confidence in his basic gameplay mechanics (runny-jumpy with that audiovisual feedback is delish. Also, bitchslapping the po-po's) but probably making what he c...

Also, a demo That rare case of what you get being better than what you see. Instead of worse, which is what happens 99% of the time. The controls, the music, the writing. Here's that it doesn't shit all over its jumpy pants on release. Also, note to self: 1) get calculator with more processing powe...

Never played it. What with skipping Saint's Rows and Just Causes and the like, I'm relatively un-fed-up with the whole sandbox thing so I'd consider it :on a pc:. So long as the missions aren't meant to be played *in the exact linear fashion as the developers intended* or the game goes into tutorial...

As long as you got Frito Pendejo in there somewhere. That guy makes the best imbecile, on par wit Brad Pitt. Also, a pink, floppy dildo.

After a 2nd watch, I'm inclined to agree with Mel Gibs up there. This shit makes Crystal Skull look like Fight Club. Yeah it does look good, but it's the kind of good that you could've seen on National Geographic instead. And this is DaC. If you like shit just because it looks good then fuck off ove...

Da Zombies, a pretty boy band from the single era with a Beatles/Muedy Bloose sound, mainly known for this. Some good shit. Like this or this. Or this damn fine Summertime cover.

This kinda lost me at that horrible "Artyom! Stand here and be quiet during the scripted section. Artyom! Place your nose over my index finger. Artyom! ARTYOM DON'T LEAVE THE COMBAT AREA! ARTYOOOOOOOOM!!!!!". :sigh: Making Stalker out of this would probably be stretching the original mater...

Retlaw83 wrote:January.

Heh, you old fuck. Never fret, I'll be joining you in thirty-dom next month. HOW UNFORTUNATE

I miss when this place was full of wankst.
Now people won't even insult you back

nt sr f srs :drunk: OK, fuck that. On the offchance that you actually knew what you were getting into when you decided to post here rather than say, I dunno, any other forum that manages to have over 2 posts every 3 days... A recommendation: Tell your friend to make smarter friends, ones with IQ> th...

I could've sworn I read that synopsis elsewhere...

Congratz, nig. 'tis an accomplishment proper. Can't promise I'll love it but I'll tell ya what I thought. Soon as I get paid, that is. Unless not having a maxi-pad is some sort of impediment.

Also, what month were you born in?

The Vice City OST. This is a decent example. Also, this. A bit more and I'm going to start liking this shit unironically. Oh well, la vida es una lenteja.

http://armorgames.com/play/13662/give-up

266 deaths, bitches. Also 263 curse words. Or the same 5 over and over again.

Stardrive. Definite "Is that the time?" game of '13. Slooooooooooow like a very very slow thing.

Border Mountie wrote:Coincidence?

Er. Wow. Shit. I'll be back with the proper papers.

At the risk of being chased by rabid dackers, the Stallone movie was better. Well, maybe not better but at least shit happened in it. This... is more of a middle of the road volume of a graphic novel, one of those you tend to forget because it doesn't have a point and nothing much of relevance happe...

So Monaco finally came out. It's... simple. A good tactic for some excellent multiplayer, not so good for someone who deplores other people. Impeccable style though. Hectic, too. Been playing Papers, Please for the past week. Good call, D. Impressive how, through a consistent 80's Berlin vibe (with ...