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by Burnov
Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:37 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: STALKER continues to implode
Replies: 27
Views: 15056

They're afraid it's not going to make no moneys when it hits shelves. Since it's been in development so long, they have to make it appeal to the lowest common denominator possible to generate the best possible return Ironically, this is what will invariably make it fail, hard. and good. I'm hoping i...
by Burnov
Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:01 am
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
Replies: 51
Views: 15898

None of any of the games mentioned are worth playing if you have to use a controller.

I'd sooner stick a fork through my penis.

I find it hilariously ironic that supposed cutting edge technology is being made to run games that are controlled with something so primitive.
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: So I thought Army guys were supposed to know how to operate
Replies: 26
Views: 8676

It is illegal to be in a National Park with a gun. Incidentally it's the place you'd want the gun the most, wander off a trail too far and suddenly you're in some hillbilly's pot farm or meth lab. It's also where the animals are most dangerous since other idiots come and feed them so the animals be...
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Nuclear artillery?
Replies: 21
Views: 17597

Dang. I want to hear a nuke set off. I'll bet it's quite a spectacle to be experienced in person.

well... not specifically one that would kill me... but you know. :chew:
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Nuclear artillery?
Replies: 21
Views: 17597

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=3337

My bad. I forgot to post link. But yeah. It's probably the same thing.
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Nuclear artillery?
Replies: 21
Views: 17597

Nuclear artillery?

Being as this is DAC, this footage has probably been seen many times over. However I just thought I'd throw it this way. I have seen parts of this footage before, but not thrown together into some kind of symphonic montage of nuclear destruction. Also, the whole artillery thing. Any nuke aficionados...
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: So I thought Army guys were supposed to know how to operate
Replies: 26
Views: 8676

See this is why you don't take a million fucking guns out camping. And why you don't keep guns around when you've got non-gun owning morons in your company. Clearly that guy was full of shit, army service or not. I mean were the pistols absolutely necessary? I understand taking 'A' gun because we ha...
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:51 am
Forum: Fallout 3
Topic: Duel wield weapons
Replies: 52
Views: 35745

ApTyp wrote:Take any two weakest handguns you can find and go to the range. Try your idea. Realize that you're an idiot. Shut up forever.
Yeah, it's called: possibly shoot yourself in your dominant hand because you can't control your weaker one.
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Fallout 3
Topic: Worrysome
Replies: 57
Views: 41934

You're forgetting that Morrowind was a horribly unoptimized piece of shit. Honestly that fucking game had performance problems, and I'm still sour over it because that was the day Bethesda died in my mind. All I have is memories of Daggerfall and Arena. Oblivion was ok as a game itself, I'd say the ...
by Burnov
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:27 am
Forum: Fallout 3
Topic: fallout 3 fps
Replies: 47
Views: 39846

et, it's been about 10 years since it came out, it's time for the title to evolve. Evolve? FPS games have been around for more than 10 years. Queefrocket. This concept is far from new, only it seems that it's the most lucrative genre to market towards the lowest common denominator. I certainly hope...
by Burnov
Mon May 29, 2006 2:14 am
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Game you will play this summer
Replies: 170
Views: 71612

That and they've included support for freelook as opposed to being solely vection-based aiming.

What's next? An expanding ring system? I might as well play CS the way it's going.
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the patriots
Replies: 25
Views: 8968

I kind of enjoyed MGS 3: subsistence, but...

I don't know. I get frustrated with the arcadeiness of the gameplay.

The multiplayer was rather depressing.
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 8:16 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Game you will play this summer
Replies: 170
Views: 71612

Looks interesting, one huge thing that eventually put me off RTS games is the fact that units typically never behaved as if they would if they were their own sentient being... if you understand what I mean. Such as in starcraft, a space ship that would otherwise be flying around, just stops stock st...
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Wii will rock you
Replies: 37
Views: 13619

I refuse to refer to it as such. I will continue to call it the revolution. I don't know what kind of fob bullshit they're trying to pull with getting whitey to say "wii" but in north america a "wii" is something that hangs between your legs. and seriously, talking to someone abo...
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 7:59 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Game you will play this summer
Replies: 170
Views: 71612

I know for sure I'll be having my multiplayer Die by the sword classic, as we usually do during the summer. Fuck that's one of the most enjoyable multiplayer games around, and it's old as dirt. OFP, maybe. Depends. Armed Assault, maybe, if it's released and not gayed out. ALA BF2. Probably fallout/2...
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: good free dark ambient music.
Replies: 33
Views: 15372

Enjoyable to listen to. A lot of it is just background noise, but yeah. If you're into adding custom music to games with the ability to make missions/scenarios/campaigns/cutscenes, they may come in handy.
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: X3
Replies: 45
Views: 14304

Ok... so. Wtf does Jean Grey kill Cyclops?

I was never a huge x-men reader, but wtf.. did that happen in the comics?
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 7:45 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: Warhammer 40k
Replies: 5
Views: 2436

Thanks a lot guys, yeah. I just find the warhammer 40k universe and everything in it to be oddly fascinating. I have in the past occasionally played space hulk with this guy I know who had the tabletop game, but I've seen guys with their armies and the more impressive ones seemed to cost an obscene ...
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 7:54 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: Warhammer 40k
Replies: 5
Views: 2436

Warhammer 40k

So, while I've never really liked the idea of playing the tabletop games, I've always been interested in the artwork and the story surrounding the game itself. My two big questions would be, where can I find good reading material on the internet regarding Wh40k, and I don't mean shitty fanfiction. M...
by Burnov
Sun May 28, 2006 7:44 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: X3
Replies: 45
Views: 14304

Requesting spoilers. I don't plan on paying let alone wasting time downloading this movie, so someone give me the highlights.