Duck and Cover

Dac makes me sad
it has no friends
its mom looks like a dude
and sounds not unlike a star wars character
Its dad is ODed on the couch
doing something not fit for its little sister to see.

Observe my Chem profesor's wit.

"PETA, what a great organization. People for the Eating of Tasty Animals."

I wasn't aware until just now! And the "traitor" may be referring to your option to give up the vault and let yourself be dipped.

I'm having a little trouble...it seems that my computer freezes every time i go to save or load, and the spells give me a "this program has attempted an illegal activity" thing. I've already tried downloading and reinstalling, and i meet the system reqs. I'm at a loss...

I wouldn't really rank Evil Dead with zombie movies. Well, maybe, but they far outshine the rest of the Genre.

I would, if it were funny...

In regards to Dawn of the Dead, isn't one zombie movie mostly like any other...i admit, night of the living dead series was good, but the only thing that kept me watching the next one was the addition of new jokes! I even noticed some film reuse between a couple. Zombie movie---Bunch of people turn ...

Jackass...

Awww, you got my hopes up. I thought this would be a "Where's Waldo" type of thread...damn.

How about the big glaring lie news post?

(Sorry if i assume it's a prank for now.)

Simple...

.hack

*dodges hail of flame posts*

*Ignoring the last round of posts*

More bullets, more targets, less reloading.

Nothing wrong with revolvers, in fact, they're my first love. I simply need something with more rounds.

Thanks for all the help.

Also, sorry for using clip improperly. I just got bitched out by an old ex-mil dude for that.

This is pretty helpful so far, my project is coming right along (Kreegle, watch your @$$).

Why can't we all just get along?

No, no! You have it all wrong! I would never dream of committing such a horrid offense as murder! The very thought makes my bowels quake in disgust!

P.S. ...Kreegle

*Eyes get all googly-like from sheer overexposure to HGG references*

Any gun enthustiasts out there give me a hand? For a personal project, i need to find a kick-ass pistol, but i have to be very specific in terms of listing the model. Just post up your opinions...what's your favorite pistol? Add pic if possible. Keep in mind weight, clip size, accuracy, stopping pow...

As a final fantasy fan (bring on the flames) i have to say Cassidy's "wish i had a limit break" really tickled my fancy...

"Sword???!!!!!!! A sword!!!!!!???? How the hell did i get this?!!" Bloodgeon hurls the weapon to the ground, and, holding his crysknife, searches for his beloved limb. "Haha! Make me draw a sword and enjoy your jokes, will you? Pay with your blood!" Bloodgeon reverse-grips his cr...